2/5/2015 Welcome to Dan's hose!
The internet is connected to my hosepipe, and my hosepipe is pointing at my tomatoes. In a sense, my tomatoes are connected to the internet.
This means I've disabled the buttons on this page for the time being, as I don't want my tomatoes to be drowned by a malicious teenager.
You can still have a go at turning it on if you like - message me if you'd like to know how.